Here is a cool collection of funny hindi sms and shayari which you can text message your friends and beloved, this is a small collection of funny sms I found from various sites over the internet
Funny Hindi sms
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab
jani woh pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, woh dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam “I MISS U YAAR”….!!!!!!!!!
Hindustan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain… kya hoga is Hindustan ka.|
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya…
Funny English SMS
Teacher: What’s common between JESUS, KRISHNA, GANDHI and BUDDHA?
Banta: Madam all are born on holidays!
Selfish Girls
When I was a KID so many girls wanted 2 KISS me, I allowed but now I want 2 Kiss so many girls, but they dont allow…. selfish girls.
Wife: Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.
I don’t know what to do about it, where do I Keep the money?
Husband: Keep it in his Books. He Never touches them.
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
The ans 2 the toughest ques ever is here!
Q: Wen do u know u r in love?
A: U know u r in love wen u start looking 4 the cheapest mobile plan!
Q: What is the height of Flirting?
A: When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.