Funny sms collection

 latest funny sms

here is a cool collection of latest funny sms

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

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Boy: I am not rich like John, I don’t even have a bid car like John. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about John..

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends