Stupid & Flirt SMS collection

sms collection

What’s pink and hard when it goes in… and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER: Bubblegum

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous, thts enough about me… how r u ?

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass


If u read this, i m smart.. if u save this,
u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this,
u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous…

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.


God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao…


Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

ur five qualities
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hot

It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once…….
R u ready??
Here We Go….
How many Times Did u Press The Button

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
sweet words r nice 2 say,
but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness,
how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble
good people… I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…